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After multiple contacts with phone voice lady and a series of strange technological coincidences, such as traffic lights allowing their escape or automated construction equipment or messages for these two appearing through video screens in town, they learn that all this shit is being done by a sentient computer! Fuck! Those are the worst kinds of computers! Not only is it a sentient computer, it’s one that was built by the government in response to monitoring cell phones and emails for terrorism that has become so much of a nationalist that it has instructed multiple individuals to take part in the assassination of the president through the use of crystals that will be exploded by the sounds of a trumpet. That’s when a series of wacky events take place that allows Shia to escape FBI custody, he meets with this other lady, played by Michelle Monaghan, and they are both all “WTF IS GOING ON?!” and oblivious. Meanwhile, there’s another lady who gets a mysterious phone call from the same voice that is explaining that her son will be in trouble if she doesn’t cooperate with phone voice. The voice was right, and now stupid Shia ia apprehended under suspicion of terrorism. Something wacky is going on! When he hears a cell phone ringing, he answers, and a female voice says the FBI is about to break in. When he goes to his apartment, he finds tons of weapons and bomb making supplies. When his brother dies, the stupid loser dude checks his bank account and finds a shit ton of money. While alive, that brother was involved in the military or something. He plays one stupid loser dude, and he plays the stupid loser dude’s dead brother. Shia LaBeouf plays two roles in this movie. “Hello? Lady on the phone? You sound an awful lot like an embarrassed Julianne Moore.” Not having seen any of his other movies, I figured I’d give this one a shot.

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Caruso, who is the most recent attachment to the idea of a movie or TV series based on the comic book Preacher. I was wondering that too, until I remembered that it was directed by D.J.

It even says on Wikipedia that he signed on without reading a script, but I don’t trust that bullshit! Considering I’m not a fan of his, you might be wondering why I watched this movie. However, after explaining this story, I’ve heard other people say that they’ve read interviews where it was the exact opposite. This is so dumb, because if you’re offered a role in Indiana Jones, you take it, no matter what. I’ve heard conflicting reports on what his response was, but the one I heard first was that he was no longer interested in being a sidekick and was only interested in leading man material, due to the success of Transformers. I’m sure you assume that this line of thinking is unwarranted, but after I heard his (possible) response to being offered a role in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I’ve hated him.